CSPM T-Shirt

CSPM T-shirt (Cloud Security Posture Management)

Materials:

• 50% Visibility fiber – Ensures full transparency into every cloud resource (because “unknown assets” is just another way to say “breach waiting to happen”).
• 50% Elastic thread – Stretches to meet over 1,400 compliance frameworks without breaking—unlike your patience during an audit.

Benefits:

1. Full coverage, no surprises – Like Wiz Cloud CSPM, this shirt ensures no cloud resource goes unnoticed (or unprotected).
2. Breathe easy, alert-free – Reduces alert fatigue by highlighting only the misconfigurations that matter—because your inbox has suffered enough.

Complete the look:

Wear it with confidence while two office chameleons argue if the "distracted boyfriend" meme is about multi-cloud or an exposed S3 bucket—right as the printer crashes again.

🔗 Wiz CSPM